Illegal Fireworks Director - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:XL Vernon's detention empire runs on

Vernon's detention empire runs on cheap business cards and the conviction that making teenagers sit still is a marketable skill

Arched blue serif text reads "RICHMOND VIRGINIA" above large distressed blue block letters reading "BLUEBIRDS

delivered with enough groove that the FCC just nodded along

Membership in Tarker's Mills Hunting Club requires a deer rifle

Illegal Fireworks Director - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:XL Vernon's detention empire runs on"Illegal Fireworks Director" is a title that requires zero credentials, one burnt eyebrow, and a cooler full of mortars from a parking lot in South Carolina. Five words of liability waiver is more honesty than most employers offer. The Details: Yellow starburst explosion graphic sits behind large distressed white block text reading "ILLEGAL FIREWORKS DIRECTOR" stacked in three lines. A white bordered rectangular box below contains smaller white text