Colossal Squid Confessions bfg A special grip coating prevents

A special grip coating prevents slipping and bouncing

You’re getting ready for work and telling yourself you look purrfect

This BFG pair is made for bigger noggins and boasts polarised mirrored lenses with full UV400 protection so you can work out in the sun like the BEAST you are

We literally threw someone out of an airplane to prove these wouldn't slip or bounce

Colossal Squid Confessions bfg A special grip coating preventsMost embarrassing thing that ever happened to us? We accidentally inked our pants in front of the whole school (of fish) while giving a presentation on the difference between squids and octopuses. We confess it's just one of the problems you have when you're a colossal squid!!! (That and finding pants with ten legs for your arms and tentacles.) Anyhow, we don't want to be rude, but we kinda sorta noticed you have a HUGE head, so you're probably also