Elsinore Beer - Strange Brew - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:4XL Distressed white cursive text reads

Distressed white cursive text reads "Science" above a vintage line-art illustration of a scientist in a lab coat and goggles working at a bench with beakers

and he hands Bender the playbook out loud

One muttered command turns any roadside confrontation into a physics lesson about fist meeting face

Chris Knight treats hazardous materials like a personality trait and sincerity like a war crime

Elsinore Beer - Strange Brew - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:4XL Distressed white cursive text readsElsinore's bilingual labeling does more heavy lifting than Brewmeister Smith's entire mind control operation. Wearing a fictional brewery logo is the ultimate hoser shibboleth, because the wrong people just think you like imported lager. Inspired by Strange Brew. The Details: Circular emblem depicts the Elsinore Brewery castle in vintage illustration style, with a pointed tower, brick buildings, and rooftops against a light blue sky with white clouds,